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A guy travelingthrough Mexico
on vacation lost his wallet and
all of hisidentification.
Cutting his trip short, he
attempted tomake his way home,
but was stopped by the
U.S. CustomsAgent at the border;
"May I see your identification, please?"
asked the agent.
"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet,"
repliedthe guy.
"Sure buddy, I hear that every day.
No I.D., noentry," said the agent.
"But I can prove I'm an American!"
heexclaimed..
"I have a picture of Ronald Reagan
tattooedon one side of my butt and
George Bush on the other.
"ThisI gotta see,"
replied the agent.
With that, the guydropped his pants
and showed the agent his behind.
"Bygolly, you're right!"
exclaimed the agent.
"Have a safetrip back to Chicago .
"Thanks!" he said.
"But how didyou know I was
from Chicago ?"
The agent replied,
"Irecognized Obama in the middle."
on vacation lost his wallet and
all of hisidentification.
Cutting his trip short, he
attempted tomake his way home,
but was stopped by the
U.S. CustomsAgent at the border;
"May I see your identification, please?"
asked the agent.
"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet,"
repliedthe guy.
"Sure buddy, I hear that every day.
No I.D., noentry," said the agent.
"But I can prove I'm an American!"
heexclaimed..
"I have a picture of Ronald Reagan
tattooedon one side of my butt and
George Bush on the other.
"ThisI gotta see,"
replied the agent.
With that, the guydropped his pants
and showed the agent his behind.
"Bygolly, you're right!"
exclaimed the agent.
"Have a safetrip back to Chicago .
"Thanks!" he said.
"But how didyou know I was
from Chicago ?"
The agent replied,
"Irecognized Obama in the middle."
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