Thanks to Arvid (the Viking Redneck)

  New Pledge of Allegiance

(TOTALLY AWESOME)

and written by a 15 Arizona student!  

 

Since the Pledge of Allegiance  

And The Lord's Prayer

Are not allowed in most

public schools anymore 

Because the word 'God' is mentioned.....  

A kid in Arizona wrote the attached  

 

NEW School prayer:  
 

Now I sit me down in school  

Where praying is against the rule

For this great nation under God,

Finds mention of him very odd. 

 

If scripture now the class recites,  

It violates the Bill of Rights.  

And anytime my head I bow  

Becomes a Federal matter now.


 

Our hair can be purple, orange or green,  

That's no offense; it's a freedom scene...

the law is specific, te law is precise. 

Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.  

 

For praying in a public hall  

Might offend someone with no faith at all..  

In silence alone we must meditate,

God's name is prohibited by the state!  



We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,  

And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks...  

They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.  

To quote the Good Book makes me liable.  

We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,  

And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.  

It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong,

we're taught that such judgments do not belong...  



We can get our condoms and birth controls,  
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles..  

But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,  
No word of God must reach this crowd.  


 

It's scary here I must confess,  

When chaos reigns the school's a mess.  

So, Lord, this silent plea I make:  

Should I be shot; My soul please take!  

Amen  

 

  Please pass this on..  

Jesus said,  'If you are ashamed of me,  I will be ashamed of you before my Father.'



 

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