Thanks to Roger G.!
I voted Democrat because ...
I voted Democrat
because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I
want. I've decided
to marry my boat.
I voted Democrat
because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon
of gas are
obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at
15%
isn't.
I voted
Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job
of
spending the money I
earn than I ever would.
I voted Democrat
because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is
offended by
it.
I voted Democrat
because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys
will stop what
they're doing because they now
think we're good
people.
I voted Democrat because
I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know
that my local police
are all I need to protect me from murderers and
thieves.
I voted Democrat
because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will
rain on Friday can
tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten
years if I don't
start driving a Prius
I voted Democrat
because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions
of babies so long as
we keep all death row inmates alive.
I voted Democrat
because I believe that business should not be allowed to
make profits for
themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away
to the government
for redistribution as IT sees fit.
I voted
Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite
The
Constitution every
few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get
their agendas past
the voters.
I voted Democrat
because my head is so firmly planted up my @$$ that it is
unlikely that I'll
ever have another point of view.
"A Liberal is a
person who will give away everything they don't own."
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